The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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