Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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