Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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