what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
