You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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