You're completely useless in the revolution.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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