so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Are we still banned from the library?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Someone signed my nipple.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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