Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You're like the curious george of whores
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
