I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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