I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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