i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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