Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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