Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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