How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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