Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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