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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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