there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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