it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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