I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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