I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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