Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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