So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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