now i know why i became what i already was.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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