i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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