Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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