I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize
