Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
And then he peed in my hair
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