Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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