I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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