yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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