I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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