He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I can't turn off my feet"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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