You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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