I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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