I feel like abortions should bother me more
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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