Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
false alarm. still invincible.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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