I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
im on a boat
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