his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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