Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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