But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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