these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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