just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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