I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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