bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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