i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I want a musical about memes.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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