If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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