took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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