Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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