If i come over, it means nothing
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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