Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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