Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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