i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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