I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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