Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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